I will wait for you all my life

brokendildo:

j6:

i lay in bed with my ass in the air waiting for a ghost to fuck my tight little hole

ENOUGH

It really frustrates me when I see Fifty Shades of Grey in like the popular spots in bookstores

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn