i lay in bed with my ass in the air waiting for a ghost to fuck my tight little hole
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
Just a reminder
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)|
u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn