Love ‘em, love ‘em, love ‘em. Too beautiful to be real.
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
im crYIN G omfg
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
Real recognizes real.